Nothing is Better Than a Free Pizza

Your girlfriend will never let you compliment something or someone more than her. She is always and must always be the center of your world and attention. Don’t you dare say nice things about anything else in her presence, and don’t follow it with a superb compliment for her.

The only thing she might cut you some slack on is freaking pizza. It can be any food that you both love; for that matter, pizza is universally loved and appreciated all around. Amby is willing to accept this one.

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