Every Mom Ever
Moms are always the ones who know how to manipulate others or teach you how to do so! It is because they do it. You can’t possibly get mad at them for anything, but when you do something wrong, it’s the next world war.
They are absolutely fuming when you do something wrong, but when they are in the wrong, it’s all “he, he, hi, hi, sorry, you know I didn’t mean to, why are you so angry… I’m just a silly, cute woman… Innocent, oh so pure…”