Ouch. Literally.
If this was supposed to be a pickup line, it’s in the top ten worst of the century. It’s supposed to go the other way around! She says, “Ugh! I’m so hot!” Then he says, “Yes, you are, darlin’.” Insert an awkward explanation of sunburn here while she blushes, and he winks. That’s how it should go down!
Trust me. I’m an expert. I live in the South, and my husband constantly pulls this one on me. It may or may not be why I married him. He’s super cheesy sometimes. Anyway, Shlee, now you know. At least this guy did you one favor. Sunburns are bad for your skin. Hopefully, you’re using sunscreen, still living your best life, and not hiding out on sunny days!
