Wrong Answer

Guys, it’s time to start engaging the brains in your heads. Pay attention to context clues and the ongoing conversation before agreeing to things. If something seems too good to be true, you might hold a fluffy death ball while sneezing and regretting not being a better listener.

Stephon, you brought this upon yourself. If you genuinely like the girl, you should wine and dine her before jumping into any impromptu activities. Being a gentleman will take you much further. However, I’m not here to spread hate. I hope you took your Zyrtec before visiting her cat.

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