They’ll Steal Your Clothes
Picture this — you’re a man, and you wake up only to find the pajama pants you left on the floor next to the bed have disappeared. You go into the living room just to find your girlfriend wearing them.
You’re mildly annoyed, considering she owns like eight of her pairs of pajama pants, and that’s the moment you realize your clothes are no longer only yours. At least she looks good in them, which makes up for it a little.
