Protect Yourself
This young lady isn’t your run-of-the-mill shopper. She’s well-prepared and organized, armed with a shopping list and a mental map of the store’s aisles. She doesn’t enjoy the experience, and she has no intention of lingering for too long.
While wearing a gas mask may seem a tad excessive, she likely has her reasons. Though it hasn’t been scientifically proven, she’s probably heard rumors that weirdness is contagious. Unfortunately, it seems she might have already fallen victim to the peculiar virus.
