Food Flunk

What defines true friendship? Is it someone who listens to your every trivial or significant concern? Is it someone who picks up your call at three in the morning, no questions asked?

Or could it be someone who, in your drunkest hour, offers you a pizza box as a makeshift pillow and places a box of hot dogs by your side? In the latter’s case, we might just have the perfect answer to true friendship.

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