High-Fiber Secrets Unveiled: A Flight Attendant’s Peculiar Encounter in First Class
In the first class, a “friend” of Hocusbogus was conspicuously indulging in a high-fiber breakfast, which piqued the flight attendant’s curiosity. The individual couldn’t resist boasting about their fiber-rich meal, prompting Hocusbogus to inquire further. While chatting in the galley, the acquaintance emphasized the importance of getting enough fiber, enthusiastically consuming oatmeal and Greek yogurt. Without direct prompting, the person seemed eager to share their intriguing secret.
As the conversation unfolded, the flight attendant eventually inquired about the reason behind the excessive fiber intake. To her surprise, the individual revealed, “Honestly, babes, I get paid to defecate on Emirati men, and I have to maintain my fiber intake because I have an appointment for this activity tonight.” This revelation left Hocusbogus somewhat taken aback.
