Fresh Milk for Breakfast

When we looked at Alexis Ren, we never realized how hideous that shirt was. It didn’t even cross our minds to question its suitability for public wear. We simply assumed that if she could pull it off, so could we. What about pairing that oversized tee with bronze leggings?

Any onlooker might think we’d have been better off not bothering with clothes. Thank you, Celeste. Thank you for providing an alternative reality and making us reevaluate our fashion choices. Good posture and a pretty face won’t always do the trick. What do you think? Are you ready to hit the stores for a white shirt with strategically placed nips?

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